“How did you summon Cthulhu with macaroni?” - Cort

“Is it a painting of her or her entrails?” - Meridian

“Yes?” - Jeremy

“Sigh. Amateurs.  Not in the baby's room.” - Meridian

“I call the seneschal.” - Meridian

“Yes?” - Seneschal

“I need a clean up crew and someone to die off camera.” - Meridian

*Meridian giving professional art critique to a baby, that's all*

“Oh and the smelly pens. Teaching drug habits young.” - Cort

“Would someone that is Jacob have five wrappers of otter pops in his pocket?” - Not-Jacob/Clarence

“ONLY five? You're not Jacob.” - Rowan

“Your villain is as scattered as you are.”- Cort about Jacob and Jadis

“Were these particularly tough?” - Meridian about the Turkish Delight men

“No?” - Seph

“Alright. *shoots one*” - Meridian

“Do you know the fucking muffin man?” - Rowan

“Pudding fights to the end.” - Meridian

“You've cocked blocked him.” - Jeremy

“I will get them diapers because apparently my life is fucking diapers.” - Rowan