Jesus fuck okay let’s go team hold my beer on the map

Ava is still being drunk on Persephone’s kitchen floor. We are awaiting Georgina's visit. At Ava’s behest they google Georgina and find a poorly updated facebook page. Georgina does not look anything like Ava. Thank fuck. 

She looks like a queen in all of them, not quite human. She’s forgotten how to human maybe? Oldest pictures are like 500+ years old paintings. She seems to have different names over the years but all of them begin with G. Wow, wonder why (because she’s Godiva)

We confirm that the Last Indigo Scholar was the one who took Leo, so we decide we’re gonna set Georgina on him for her vengeance. That way she gets some closure and Leo is safe. Everyone wins.

Persephone makes more cocktails for her and Ava. Ava has never been drunk before.

Liz comes in with Georgina when the sun goes down. Georgina is more imposing than usual. 

Rowan tells her that the one who took her husband was the Last Indigo Scholar, and shows him the photo that Meridian took when the Last Indigo Scholar and The Duke were going at it in the hallway so that she knows what to look for. She paces the area and looks around and to the Hollow, then upstairs to where Opener of Ways must be. Upstairs Opener of Ways is being a little squirrely so Ava notices and asks if he’s okay. 

Opener of Ways says ‘She’s here’ and Ava asks if they need to go, eventually deciding with Persephone that they should get Dick’s. Because they’re drunk. 

Georgina gives Rowan her business card (Georgina Webb, Solicitations) and Georgina holds Rowan in her steely gaze and holds her in place until Rowan feels an arm around her and it’s Liz and then she’s freed because that’s love bitch.

Georgina goes after Liz asks if she needs an escort, which she doesn’t, so Liz stays. 

Rowan asked what Georgina just did and Liz explains “fuck with you and by extension me, basically”. 

They go upstairs and see broken glass on the floor like something came in from the outside and Orpheus scooched up against the wall. Rowan asks “What happened” and Orpheus says “Scary woman”, eventually looking around and finding it empty and getting that it was definitely Georgina. 

Rowan texts Persephone and they exchange info and Persephone and Ava come back with Dick’s for everyone. Liz says they finally have a guinea pig to try and host Orpheus in. They have more drinks and a good cuddle that almost gets sexy. 

Rowan gives Liz some blood so she can see what Opener of Ways looks like and she freaks out because not only is he a tiny deer but also he talks. Liz takes us to a warehouse in SoDo with massive security, and we go in and see a cell where “Peter” is, they offer him the option to take Orpheus or get staked outside and die. He takes the Orpheus option and they set the rose bush down in front of him. Peter makes a comment about this sounding like bullshit, Ava decides she can’t watch this, going outside to play her guitar over the sounds of screaming when Orpheus jumps into the guy’s throat. 

Orpheus takes over the physicality of Peter, so that he looks like how he was glamored before, except this is the real deal now. This is not what he normally goes through. He downs blood pretty messily and they decide to keep him overnight for observation. Persephone stays to keep an eye on him and make sure he won’t turn Weirder. 

Rowan gets stuff to try and keep Ava from getting a hangover and leaves some with Persephone as well along with her nerd stuff. Back at Rowan’s apartment, Ava tearfully tells Rowan how much she loves Rowan and tries to give Liz the shovel talk which mostly just ends up about her crying how much she cares about Rowan and how happy she is that they’re together because she loves Liz too. (At least four OT3 ship fics popped up overnight.) 

Ava wakes up in the middle of the night to the smell of flowers and the feel of someone stroking her hair, so she opens her eyes. Still’s still quite a bit drunk. Leo’s stroking her hair and she sees stars above head although she’s still in her bed. Ava mutters a preemptive apology in case she gets sick on him, cuddles closer, and goes back to sleep. 

While Liz and Rowan are hanging out, Liz gets up to go talk with someone and seems to have a tense conversation. Rowan doesn’t eavesdrop but asks when she returns she asks what happened. 

Liz asks if Rowan’s roof normally vanishes, and explains that she basically saw Leofric tending to drunk Ava. 

In the morning Liz goes home, Persephone wakes up and there are different guards around and Orpheus looks basically dead. She asks the guards if that’s normal, they say for a person no but for a vampire yes. Rowan explains that she’s not sure what their deal is but they seem to be comfortable with it.

Persephone touches base with Rowan and checks in with her mom. She is having breakfast, so Persephone asks if Ways can come get her. Rowan asks if Ways can and asks if Leo was here last night and while he says yes he seems cagey. Rowan says she doesn’t mind and assures him that he won’t tell Georgina about Leofric. 

There’s a hilarious moment of security calling Liz’s aid to ask if they can let the little black yorkie (Opener of Ways) in because he RANG THE DOORBELL… 

He takes her home, and Persephone goes to get Brunch with her mom. Out of the corner of her eye she sees Clementine who is there for a moment and then gone. It’s an awkward brunch. Persephone buys for her mama who is still too shellshocked to do much. Her mother has a lot of totally normal errands to run so Persephone goes with her. 

Jacob had watched the livefeed of Orpheus acclimating to vampire body and checks the recording. The video is weird because vampires don’t really show up on film so??

It’s almost like the room vanishes, or fades out. A body of water, a moonlit garden (u know the one), some places that don’t look at all familiar (real world places), an image of some sort of coiled “thing” surrounding them?

They get a text and a picture from Liz’s aid with a picture of Panya across from the warehouse asking ‘Do you know who this is?” and we are on our way.

Rowan gives Panya a rundown on everything that has happened so far with Orpheus and Peter. (Ava thanks Panya for the meteor again). 

We notice a sedan with dark tinted windows drive by a couple times. We think it might be the robot angels. 

Rowan times it so that they steps in front of the car for them to have to slow down or hit them. They get a look at the drivers, total men in black types, definately robot angels. Rowan tells the vampires’ day crew that the building is under surveillance and by who. 

Rowan also checks out Orpheus, just to see what passed out vampire looks like really. Curious. Making plans. 

We talk with Clementine for a bit and she knows Panya and they speak the same long dead language. Clementine is friendly. Panya is not. After a chat Clementine makes sure we have the correct numbers in her phone and get her number and then she walks away, picking up an election sign while she walks and throwing it into the road. The robot angels swerve to avoid hitting it and get in a fender bender with Jessica who was also driving by. Clementine for Petty Bullshit MVP of this episode.

We go on a shopping montage and get a guitar and new clothing for Orpheus since he’s still dressed in the vaguely heroin addict chic that Peter had worn and hear police sirens going back towards the warehouse. When we get closer we see a police blockade when we return. They say there’s an armed suspect around, and we see a guy stagger out from behind the building with an arrow in his chest (cop, went through body armor) and three guys in suits who feel like a lot of weird arguing about jurisdiction. Smells like sulfur, feels like death and burning. 

We boop out to grab Persephone and boop into the warehouse. 

Persephone goes to check on Orpheus and unfortunately he’s still out of it, so when Persephone tries to wake him he lunges at her and knocks her down and pins her down. Ava tries ineffectualy to pull him off while yelling “someone get the fucking fire hose”. Orpheus bites Persephone and she blisses out. Rowan gets the fire hose and shoots Orpheus with it, knocking him back as Persephone and Ava get out of there. 

They convince everyone to let us take Orpheus out of there to get him away from the archers from the master and the the ravens from. We net Orpheus and take him Away with Ways. Unfortunately we get waylaid into a cave which apparently felt like the essence of Vampires. While we were there going wtf an albino guy shows up who says his name is Gaius. He’s very interested in the unconscious but still stirring Orpheus but we manage to boop out again as soon as the others show up. 

We end up in the Black Forest in Germany. Orpheus wakes up himself, seeing as in Germany it’s nighttime. He gets dressed and is very apologetic about before. Ava gives him the guitar which she got at the thrift store and tuned for him and they both sit around playing it. They both have the influence emotions thing!! Because Ava can sense it in him as well she keeps to teaching him the more uplifting and positive sounds. 

While scavenging food Jacob sees movement in the woods though he can’t get eyes on anything in particular. We hear howls in the woods. Persephone recognizes the howls as rallying cry for werewolves. 

So we teleport again, this time to Bath, right outside the Jane Austen museum! Persephone goes in with Ava, Rowan takes Orpheus and Jacob to the park. 

Orpheus develops a small crowd around him while he plays and Ava eventually joins in. The strings on the guitar snap eventually and Orpheus is shaken, full of anxiety and memory. He remembers that he was once a person, a member of the crew, and Hades took them all. So we’re gonna try to get them back now, cool! There’s no way this will go badly!

We get a room at the Hilton and bunker down for the night, getting a call from Benji to touch base.