"If you need PowerPoint to diagram your relationship status, you might be doing it wrong." - Cort
"No, if you need Visio to diagram your relationship status." - Dave
"Wait, this didn't used to require two key cards and a retinal scan." - Solomon
"No, you spelled that wrong." - Cort
"Mi-Ok, when were you taken?" - GM
"To rehab, or Faerie?" - Austin
"If you're going to be unfortunate, you might as well do so spectacularly." - Meridian
"The hell I'm not bringing a gun with me. I'm a black lawyer in Seattle." - Solomon