5/21/16
"I'll show Cort my deck."
"Deck, not dick."
- Dawn and Nathan
"We're all basically the five stages of grief."
"It's really creepy how well that works."
- Ariel and Cort
"The local Starbucks."
"Which one?"
"We all go to a different Starbucks."
- Dave, Ariel, Nathan
"What sort of penetration do you prefer?"
-Cort
"I just heal."
"Like a dog?"
-Austin and Cort
"Why do we have bullet proof hookers?!"
- NPC Changeling
"Whore-noculars."
-Cort
"Things appear to be going poorly, can you summon your warrior ghost whores again?"
- Meridan
"This went... not as planned."
"It went fine!"
-Meridan, then Seph and Rowan at the same time
"Did you give me something acceptable, or am I still in rags?"
"Rags suit you."
-Austin, Cort/Meridan
"We've spent just as much time looking up rules as we have role-playing."
"Well, if you all stopped arguing with me, we wouldn't."
-Cort and Nathan
"Stabbed a werewolf in Reno, just to watch him heal."
-Dave
"I don't speak Vietnamese, I have to fake it."
-Mary
"Attention Deficient Hipster Disorder."
-Austin
"Pandimensional Tardis Hellraiser Box."
-Meridan
"I hear you have skills I may find useful."
"My flexibility has been greatly exaggerated."
-Meridian talking to Annie
"Bones you come with me, you can summon your combat hookers."
-Meridian
"*everything Cort says, in or out of character*"