Session 1 Quotes


5/21/16

 

"I'll show Cort my deck."

"Deck, not dick."

- Dawn and Nathan

 

"We're all basically the five stages of grief."
"It's really creepy how well that works."

- Ariel and Cort

 

"The local Starbucks."

"Which one?"

"We all go to a different Starbucks."

- Dave, Ariel, Nathan

 

"What sort of penetration do you prefer?"

-Cort

 

"I just heal."

"Like a dog?"

-Austin and Cort

 

"Why do we have bullet proof hookers?!"

- NPC Changeling

 

"Whore-noculars."

-Cort

 

"Things appear to be going poorly, can you summon your warrior ghost whores again?"

- Meridan

 

"This went... not as planned."

"It went fine!"

-Meridan, then Seph and Rowan at the same time

 

"Did you give me something acceptable, or am I still in rags?"
"Rags suit you."

-Austin, Cort/Meridan

 

"We've spent just as much time looking up rules as we have role-playing."

"Well, if you all stopped arguing with me, we wouldn't."

-Cort and Nathan

 

"Stabbed a werewolf in Reno, just to watch him heal."

-Dave

 

"I don't speak Vietnamese, I have to fake it."

-Mary

 

"Attention Deficient Hipster Disorder."

-Austin 

 

"Pandimensional Tardis Hellraiser Box."

-Meridan

 

"I hear you have skills I may find useful."

"My flexibility has been greatly exaggerated."

-Meridian talking to Annie

 

"Bones you come with me, you can summon your combat hookers."

-Meridian

 

"*everything Cort says, in or out of character*"